I am a bombshell of salt and awkward.
what being bi means to me: sometimes i look at pictures of people of various genders and say “nice” but mostly i lie down on the floor a lot because Im tired. follow for more relatable content
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Me when someone is talking trash about a fave character
(via thesweetfandomlife)
Kingler: TALKIN. ALL. THAT. HOT. SHIT. ON. TWITTER. NOW. WE. HERE. AND. YOU. HIDIN. BITCH. ASS. NIGGA. COME. DA. FUCK. OUT. AND. SEE. ME. WITH. THE. HANDS. RIGHT. NOW. U. BITCH. ASS. NIGGA!
Cloyster: Man, I aint even bout to fight you right now bruh. Ima holla at you later.
(via bestfunny)
@mygirlfriend @what-if-harry-potter-was-bi
[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive
